OK. I was sitting here having chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk when your post came up on my google reader… and I almost spewed milk out of my nose.
You and Tony are in a group of 4 because we frequently have to clean the pee off the heads of our dogs. Or watch them try to remove long grass which hangs from their balloon knots (I say “watch” but there has been an incident which involved removal and a needle nose pliers). Or yell at Booker for violating The Chew. I could go on…
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This is kind of sinister, really. Like you said, they’re probably just on vacation, but my mind of course immediately goes to “there are people being held captive in the basement/the house is a meth lab/baaaaaad things are happening there.”
I don’t know why, but this story reminds me of the time I heard three loud bangs and made a call to my local police department. I felt like a real tool, but I was like, “It may have been gunshots. I don’t know.” I didn’t want to not call the police and have someone be dead like Kitty Genovese. Thankfully, nothing happened, but the cops did come zooming down the street moments later. It’s comforting to have good cops.
I know, right? Simon Cowell’s response made me go a little soft in the niblets, too. My friend Amy asked if I thought the Claymates would be disappointed, if they were that deluded, and I was like, “Well, if my friend Danielle is any indication, this is like gay Christmas” (Ghristmas? I don’t know.)
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vegan. teacher. opinionated. loves books, shoes, hanson, ‘the amazing race’, the 80s, ‘waiting for guffman’, mid-afternoon naps, musicals and breakfast cereal. four cats. one redhead. hi.
I don’t think I can say it enough. I love Ikea. With the exception of about three things, our entire house is has been furnished by the good company of Sweden. Some of my favorite new purchases include this lamp and these chairs. In red, of course.
I bought this book: Beginning CSS Web Development: From Novice to Professional by Simon Collison with a gift card over the summer. It’s fantastic! I am a complete novice with this sort of thing, but I’m learning quickly thanks to this book. Thanks to Collison, I’ll never forget to top center my background image again.
If you like playing with color and color palettes, you’ll love this site - Colour Lovers. I’m playing with a blog redesign right now and it’s the perfect place to create a palette. Fun!
Ms. Q has a fun meme going on over at her blog where readers can request a picture of something from her. She will either a) honor the request and post the picture or b) give overly bold requests the smackdown. I heart her!
I requested a picture of the inside of her refrigerator, because I like to see what people keep in the fridge.
So, in the vein of Ms. Q’s meme, here’s my sorta-meme. What’s in your fridge? Send a picture of the OUTSIDE and INSIDE of your refrigerator to joeparadox AT gmail DOT com and I’ll blog it. Pass the request around to people you know, or better yet, just go to their houses and take pictures of their refrigerators. Make sure if you have a blog, to include the url so’s I can link you.