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Well you know his name is Simon, Fran said:
Doesn’t it just make you want to give Simon big long wet kisses right on his filthy mouth?
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Well you know his name is Simon, Melissa said:
OK. I was sitting here having chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk when your post came up on my google reader… and I almost spewed milk out of my nose.
You and Tony are in a group of 4 because we frequently have to clean the pee off the heads of our dogs. Or watch them try to remove long grass which hangs from their balloon knots (I say “watch” but there has been an incident which involved removal and a needle nose pliers). Or yell at Booker for violating The Chew. I could go on…
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Well you know his name is Simon, Wendy said:
OMG OMG OMG ... what is that MOOOOOOVE!!!!
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Grrr., Valerie said:
We had a car like that in my neighborhood - the alarm was going off all the time and the owners never seemed to do anything about.
It ended up covered in broken raw eggs and canallini beans.
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Grrr., Jen Boyer said:
This is kind of sinister, really. Like you said, they’re probably just on vacation, but my mind of course immediately goes to “there are people being held captive in the basement/the house is a meth lab/baaaaaad things are happening there.”
The car alarm would REALLY piss me off, though.
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Grrr., Sandy said:
I don’t know why, but this story reminds me of the time I heard three loud bangs and made a call to my local police department. I felt like a real tool, but I was like, “It may have been gunshots. I don’t know.” I didn’t want to not call the police and have someone be dead like Kitty Genovese. Thankfully, nothing happened, but the cops did come zooming down the street moments later. It’s comforting to have good cops.
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Literal Take On Me, Rebecca said:
Very funny; what the hell is it???
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Wowsie wow wow wow! (TM Wendy), Audra said:
First, this is the gay Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Fourth of July all rolled into one with rainbow sparklers and lube.
Second, every time you say Wowsie, wow, wow all I can think is Wow, Wow, Wubsie - the children’s show I’m forced to listen to multiple days a week.
Third, Simon is right - he needs to put out a decent album.
Fourth, I’m so proud of him!!!
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Wowsie wow wow wow! (TM Wendy), Sandy said:
I know, right? Simon Cowell’s response made me go a little soft in the niblets, too. My friend Amy asked if I thought the Claymates would be disappointed, if they were that deluded, and I was like, “Well, if my friend Danielle is any indication, this is like gay Christmas” (Ghristmas? I don’t know.)
vegan. teacher. opinionated. loves books, shoes, hanson, ‘the amazing race’, the 80s, ‘waiting for guffman’, mid-afternoon naps, musicals and breakfast cereal. four cats. one redhead. hi.
I don’t think I can say it enough. I love Ikea. With the exception of about three things, our entire house is has been furnished by the good company of Sweden. Some of my favorite new purchases include this lamp and these chairs. In red, of course.
I bought this book: Beginning CSS Web Development: From Novice to Professional by Simon Collison with a gift card over the summer. It’s fantastic! I am a complete novice with this sort of thing, but I’m learning quickly thanks to this book. Thanks to Collison, I’ll never forget to top center my background image again.
If you like playing with color and color palettes, you’ll love this site - Colour Lovers. I’m playing with a blog redesign right now and it’s the perfect place to create a palette. Fun!
My friend Chel’s Gus and Stuff website and blog. “It’s all about being creative.”
Watch Penn Jillette share his thoughts on topics from Garth Brooks to atheism to freedom fighting princesses. Excellent stuff, here.
I finally got around to watching Dreamgirls yesterday. Ooooooooh my goodness. Jennifer Hudson totally deserved that Oscar. Brilliant.
I am particularly addicted to You Are What You Eat at the moment. I’m especially fascinated by the whole kebab thing.
Snowed In is my favorite Christmas CD. It’s Hanson. Enough said.
Yep! Clay’s a daddy!
Parker Foster Aiken, 6lb. 2oz., 19 inches, 08/08/08 08:08
This must be the happiest day of his life. I’ll always have a soft spot for Clay, and it’s pretty tender right about now. A baby is a wonderful gift.
Congratulations, Clay!
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You realize by naming him those three last names he formed the Triangle. You knew he’d do it!
Is that really the time he was born? That is like toooo amazing. If he were Chinese, that would be the most auspicious sign of all.
Congrats to Clay and the babymomma. I did not just say that.