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From the entry Runaway, Michelle said:

Oh my goodness! I’m so happy he is safe. I haven’t been here for awhile, just life stuff, nothing bad, went to New York last weekend to see Clay!!!

Seriously, I totally understand the lost cat thing!!!!

Where is the prego angel?

:)

From the entry Runaway, andrea said:

Okay, I have been CRAP about commenting and I’m sorry about that. I am so glad you found Emmett and that you have such great people to rely on.

From the entry Runaway, kris said:

pets sometimes seem to go feral really quickly aftr getting out.  catching them asap is so important.  i have known people that had to trap their pets (dogs and cats) after they got loose because they just seem to go totally wild and will not come to people they have lived with for ever.  i guess the fear just ramps up to the point where they just lose it.

From the entry Runaway, girl least likely to said:

oh YAY i’m so glad he’s home safe and sound! we had a kitty get out once, and i swear my heart stopped until i found him (hunkered down in the neighbor’s bushes). what an awful feeling. we have microchips in both of our kitties as well as our greyhound; we just figure you can never be too careful! {{hugs!}}

From the entry Runaway, Wendy said:

Oh my lawd .. if something had happened to my favorite shower stalker - I’m not sure what I would have done!!!

You’ll need two tracking chips for that one I’m sure!

From the entry Runaway, Melisa said:

Thank goodness you found him and he is home safe and sound!! I had to skip to the end to make sure it ended ok before I could continue reading!

We live in fear of Chewie running out of the front door or finally finding a way out of the back yard.

From the entry Runaway, Anita said:

OMG, that gave me an anxiety attack!  I am so glad you found him and he was safe.  My kitties want outside so bad sometimes!  But,if they ever got lost, I would leave work, too, to go look for them.  :) /applause

From the entry Runaway, Danielle said:

@Tony:  hay vavy

@Craig:  HA!  I think he got down the street and ran out of energy because he hadn’t eaten in five minutes, so he just went to sleep.

From the entry Runaway, Tony said:

Hey, tanks.

From the entry Runaway, Craig said:

I’m so glad everything turned out ok. I don’t even know the poor cat and when I saw the title and first line, my heart skipped a beat.

Perhaps being such a huge cat made it too much trouble to run very far away. :)

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Incompetence abounds

Here’s a tip.  Don’t ever buy a house in a community where there’s a Homeowner’s Association.  After dealing with an HOA, I’m starting to question that whole notion that private organizations can do things a whole lot better than big government.  Well, that’s a little unfair to lump all private organizations together like that.  HOAs are very similar to big government, with an order of socialism on the side.

About a year ago, we had an incident with our HOA which inspired the Beet Powder Haikus.  Haikus seem to be the perfect way to convey the incompetencies of an HOA, so let’s begin, shall we?

Hmmm, what is this now?
June checking doesn’t balance.
What check is missing?

HOA payment
Let me call and find out why
Ring ring ring ring ring

Hello?  HOA?
Did you get my June payment?
The check didn’t clear

No one answers me
Today is June twenty-fifth
I’ll send an email

Days and days go by
On July 2, I check back
Whoops, they forgot me

Sent me to a guy
Who manages the accounts
He says, “Let me check.”

Two more weeks go by
He never responds to me
I email again

Whoops, we forgot you
What’s your address again, now?
Let me look it up

Oh, yes, here it is
We didn’t get June payment
Now you have late fee

No shit, Einstein man
June payment was sent on time
I’ll send proof from bank

Einstein sees the proof
Removes late fee from account
But oh, what’s this now?

Another late fee!
Why?  Because it took us three
Weeks to call you back!

Now I am pissed off
I am not paying a fee
For incompetence!

Einstein does not know
I have the name of his boss
Hee hee hee hee hee

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