1. Ha!

2. Ouch. That sucks.

3. Creepy, but funny.

4. Funny. (though to be honest, I'd have thought they made each others acquaitance a few seasons ago)

5. Nonsense. Interacting with society is overrated. To help you continue in your avoidance, please allow me to give you a for more things to hide behind get involved in:
a. The internet. After all, haven't you neglected us enough recently?
b. On the Lot. It's AI with movies instead of music. Also, no Seacrest.
c. So You Think You Can Dance. The very best AI auditions a have ever been (and by best, I mean worst) cannot compare to the open auditions for this show.
d. Netflix. Wait, so they bring movies or TV shows that are on DVD to me?
e. Sci Fi. Keep an eye on this channel on the weekends. You have an opportunity to find some of the absolute worst films ever made. It's funnier than 99.9% of all sitcoms on TV.

6. You know what you can do with your summer and your time off...nevermind, I'm just being bitter.

Reading my comment again I realize that in addition to the usual typos that seem to permeate my comments, I also failed to realize that trying to use the [strike][/strike] code would do nothing, and just make it look like I'm a complete fool. Oh well. The truth had to come out sometime I suppose.

All Idol needs is Guarini on a vespa in a Pink Ladies jacket trying to conjure up the nads to jump the tank ... after the break.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee