Throughout the night, the cats float around the house - eating, sleeping, and chasing fuzzballs. The minute one of us wakes up is when the Kitty Convention begins. All four cats converge upon our bedroom for complimentary petting before the official events begin. At this morning's convention, the following keynote speeches were featured:

7:00 am - Living as a Gay Cat in a Straight Cat's World: Linus
7:15 am - Stinking Up a Litterbox (And an Entire Room) in 3 Simple Steps: The Smoosh
7:30 am - Bitchiness and A Nasty Attitude Can Still Get You Treats - Ariel
7:45 am - How To Be A Bully (Even if You Have No Balls) - Emmett
8:00 am - breakfast break (translation: we got out of bed)

When we have overnight guests, KittyCon can be found in alternate locations (the guest room). Reservations and keynote topic requests can be made in the comments section of this post.