My friend Trixie blogged today that the evolution of questions like "What do I look like, Wikipedia?" and "Who am I, Google?" has led to the extinction of questions from my childhood like "What do I look like, Information?" or "Who am I, 411?"

I love technology (Except w00t. I hate that.) but sometimes it makes me a little misty-eyed, thinking of the days when I could order pizzas and taxicabs to the house across the street with my friend Ann Marie, or make prank calls with my friend Kelsey, thanks to the nonexistence of Caller ID.

Welcome to teh future.