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September 09, 2007
Age happens

These people are all YOUNGER than I am…how is that even possible?

    Queen Latifah
    Vince Vaughn
    Uma Thurman
    J-Lo
    M. Night Shyamalan
    Giada deLaurentis
    Ethan Hawke (who looks 100)
    Kid Rock (holy shit!)
    Mary J. Blige
    Ewan McGregor
    Tom Green
    Lance Armstrong
    Denise Richards
    Ricky Martin
    Shaquille O’Neal
    Carmen Electra
    The Rock
    Jenny McCarthy
    Ben Affleck
    Snoop Dogg
    Rebecca Romjn-Whatever She Goes By Now
    Dave Chappelle
    Tyra Banks
    Penelope Cruz
    Ken Jennings (OMG)
    Derek Jeter
    Hilary Swank
    David Beckham
    Charlize Theron
    Kate Winslet
    Tiger Woods
    Colin Farrell (by more than six years!)
    Taylor Hicks
    Katherine Heigl (by almost nine years)
    Heath Ledger
    Venus Williams
    Paris Hilton (by over 11 years)
    Beyonce
    Kirsten Dunst (by more than 12 years)
    Keira Knigtley (by 15 friggin’ years!)

I don’t know, people. Do I have a totally twisted sense of how old I look? I mean, I know I don’t look as young as Paris Hilton or Diana DeGarmo (who, by the way, was born the year I graduated from high school), but I am pretty sure I don’t look as old as Kid Rock or even Penelope Cruz. I’m ok with getting older (sort of…not really) but fame really does age a person, doesn’t it? Except in the case of Ken Jennings, who I think started looking 40 when he was about 15. Also, I’d be lying if I said it didn’t make me totally happy that Kirsten Dunst looks worse than my 93 year old grandmother on her best day, and she was born the year I completed eighth grade.

Posted by Danielle at 11:30 AM • Comments (7)
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and me...just thought I'd help add to the list.

Posted by craig at September 9, 2007 05:50 PM

Me, too. Heh. In your defense, I would have honestly said that Mary J. Blige was 52, if you'd asked me. She looks it.

Posted by Sandy at September 10, 2007 01:13 AM

Not to mention that she's on my TV right now as the VMAs go into HOUR FOUR. They're making up for only showing them once by showing them FOREVER.

Posted by Sandy at September 10, 2007 01:15 AM

Oh God. And to think I was a little bit crushed when it became clear to me that despite having a backpack, I am so obviously not a student that the random flyer-handing-out people on campus don't even TRY to give me flyers. Sigh

Posted by jen at September 10, 2007 10:18 AM

Holy shit. I can't believe that any of these people are younger than you! I'm in complete disbelief.

And yes to Sandy - I totally thought Mary J. Blige was like 52!

Posted by Erin at September 10, 2007 10:22 AM

Hey. I heard through the grapevine that you . . . um . . . have another website. Is this true?

Posted by Michelle at September 10, 2007 09:36 PM

You look 20 years younger than Kid Rock, trust me! You look younger than all of the folks on this list. But I understand your woe. I was crushed the day I learned that I'm older than Ryan Seacrest.

Posted by Jen at September 11, 2007 08:54 AM
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