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August 14, 2007
Dear googlers v.2

Dear single's scene buffalo new york,

At first glance, I was going to advise you to move to another city, but your incorrect use of the apostrophe in this search indicates that you're in the right place. Stay where you are. Chippewa is the place for you.

Dear benjamin moore paint color roasted sesame seed,

That color is so 2001. Mushroom is the new mustard.

Dear home assembly christmas ornaments for paycheck,

You might want to carry a little notebook with you so you can jot down the information from those telephone pole signs, rather than try to remember them in your head.

Dear flash! ah-aaaah! king of the impossible!,

I believe you are looking for this or this. Not so impossible, is it? Also, I appreciate your attempts at accuracy and authenticity in your google search.

Also, it's heartening to see that 50% of my hits from search engines are from people who are still looking for information about Somethin' taking a shit on Flavor Flav's floor. May I take the liberty to direct you all here, instead? I have nothing left to say on the subject.

Until next time!

Posted by Danielle at 01:31 PMComments (3)
Comments

Judging by your last post, you obviously have some thoughts on that subject.

Posted by Craig at August 14, 2007 01:42 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are right, I do enjoy the poop jokes!

Posted by Danielle at August 14, 2007 01:44 PM

I'm still waiting for you to blog about Tommy Lee's greasy wang. And why can't Clay Aiken be a lawyer, dammit?

Posted by at August 17, 2007 02:14 AM
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