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June 24, 2007
Confessions of a Matchmaker

In a matter of minutes, addiction set in.

Confessions of a Matchmaker

starring Patti Novak.

First off, there is no better place to feature a show about dating than Buffalo, New York. For the few unhitched souls who choose to stay there, Patti Novak is a freaking godsend. Buffalo is a great place to grow up and raise a family, but if you're single and want more out of life than slugging Labatt's, inhaling second-hand smoke and munching chicken wings at 2 am, Buffalo's not exactly the hotspot of the Northeast.

Aside from providing a much-needed service for local lonelyhearts, Patti Novak rocks on so many other levels. Like most women from Buffalo, she's loud and outgoing in the best possible way. She gets to the point ("You need a new hairdo." "9 out of 10 women in Buffalo aren't artsy-fartsy.") and makes a mean teddy bear basket. She calls people out when she smells bullshit ("Don't tell me you didn't say that, sister, because I heard it!") and gets what she wants ("No chairs on the ends. Are you following me?!").

And like most people from the Buff, she's warm-hearted. You can tell within the first five minutes of the show that she actually gives a shit about her clients and wants them to be happy. In the age of lipservice and phony buzzword-speak, Patti Novak is a breath of fresh air.

First Mike Holmes, now Patti Novak. We're two for two in new show discoveries!

Posted by Danielle at 01:38 PMComments (2)
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And the degens!

Posted by Tony at June 25, 2007 10:29 AM

Degens galore!

Posted by Danielle at June 25, 2007 06:16 PM
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