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May 22, 2007

What up?

Well, I'll tell you...

1. The cats are having fun sliding at top speed across the new bamboo floors.

2. When trying to make a little extra money at a block sale, it's a good idea to try to prevent a tall bookcase from shattering the next-door neighbors' car window and denting their car door. In the end, we basically paid people to haul our stuff out of our driveway for us.

3. A kid said to me the other day, "You know what? You can't make someone love you, but you can stalk them until they give in." Heh.

4. American Idol held a songwriting contest and the winning song sounded EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER SONG in EVERY OTHER FINALE for the last few seasons. Idol, shark...shark, Idol.

5. All our shows are ending for the season. We may actually have to interact with society. Nah.

6. I'm ready for summer.

And you?

Posted by Danielle at 08:59 PM • Comments (3)

Comments

1. Ha!

2. Ouch. That sucks.

3. Creepy, but funny.

4. Funny. (though to be honest, I'd have thought they made each others acquaitance a few seasons ago)

5. Nonsense. Interacting with society is overrated. To help you continue in your avoidance, please allow me to give you a for more things to hide behind get involved in:
a. The internet. After all, haven't you neglected us enough recently?
b. On the Lot. It's AI with movies instead of music. Also, no Seacrest.
c. So You Think You Can Dance. The very best AI auditions a have ever been (and by best, I mean worst) cannot compare to the open auditions for this show.
d. Netflix. Wait, so they bring movies or TV shows that are on DVD to me?
e. Sci Fi. Keep an eye on this channel on the weekends. You have an opportunity to find some of the absolute worst films ever made. It's funnier than 99.9% of all sitcoms on TV.

6. You know what you can do with your summer and your time off...nevermind, I'm just being bitter.

Posted by Craig at May 31, 2007 09:41 PM

Reading my comment again I realize that in addition to the usual typos that seem to permeate my comments, I also failed to realize that trying to use the [strike][/strike] code would do nothing, and just make it look like I'm a complete fool. Oh well. The truth had to come out sometime I suppose.

Posted by Craig at June 1, 2007 08:00 AM

All Idol needs is Guarini on a vespa in a Pink Ladies jacket trying to conjure up the nads to jump the tank ... after the break.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by Wendy at June 1, 2007 08:24 PM