Ok, I love me some Matt, but explain how this:

is better than this:

Or how this:

invites more wocka-wocka wow-wow than this:

Or how this kitchen:

Is more aesthetically pleasing or practical than this kitchen:

Would you rather go poopies here:

or here:

The only thing I'll give Matt the one-up for is his dining table:

over Carisa's:

'

Although those speakers of hers are Teh Hot.

I'm glad they kept Carisa in for the Top Design finale, because as La Adler said all season, her style is young, playful and bold. I love it. And it was pretty interesting how Matt got a little bit of the Bitch Edit in the final episode. Still, if the win is based on the loft challenge alone, Carisa was the clear winner. And frankly, I love Carpenter Carl (stay calm! stay focused!) and would have loved to see him win the 10 dimes.

And if my first impressions of Shear Genius are any indication, we will not yet see a female winner on Bravo. Go Tyson!