Sitting in a Seattle hotel, waiting for our stinky Vegas clothes to finish washing, I thought I'd give you a quick update of our trip so far!
We spent the last few days in Vegas, and flew into Seattle last night. We're heading out to Vancouver this morning.
Why I love Vegas: I won about seven dollars jumping from video blackjack machine to video blackjack machine.
Why I hate Vegas: I had to drop about $40 to win that $7.
Why I love Vegas: Where else can you rub butts with Penn Jillette?*
Why I hate Vegas: You have to maneuver through drunk people at the Rio to get to Penn's butt.
Why I love Vegas: As you walk through the Rio, you get to watch the gayest dance show ever!
Why I hate Vegas: The gayest dance show is over all too soon.
Why I love Vegas: We got to meet George Takei! And hear him talk about the Constitution! And Artie Lange!
Why I hate Vegas: We had to leave.
*In an episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit, P&T debunk America's obsession with safety and germs. Since the human hand is filthier than the human butt, Penn suggests replacing hand-shaking with butt-rubbing as an acceptable form of greeting. So I rubbed butts with Penn.