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July 19, 2006
Kitty update

It appears that Kitty Barf Fest 2006 has come to an end. Ariel has decided to maintain her Botticelli-esque figure, and Smooshy just ate a little bit of food for the first time since Monday. It's staying down, which proves our suspicion that we have adopted yet another broken kitty. This one's delicate stomach will treat us to projectile vomit sprays for years to come!

In other news, Emmett and Smooshy both have something funky going on with their eyes. Emmett's left eye is red and teary and Smooshy's right eye is Goopy McGooperson.

Linus, as always, is perfect. (And now that I've said that, he is certain to come down with an explosive case of shat pants!)

Posted by Danielle at 03:45 PM • Comments (2)
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Explosive case of shat pants!!! That made me LOL! I hope that doesn't happen and I hope the others stop being broken. Mine have fleas and I'd really like to know where they came from. I guess if that's my worst problem, I'm doing okay!

Just say no to Shat Pants!

Posted by Ms. Q at July 19, 2006 04:17 PM

Your cat wears pants?

Posted by Craig at July 19, 2006 04:43 PM
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