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July 18, 2006

A sign

The cats are barfing their brains out today. Smooshy has unloaded a spray of caramel-colored liquid on every level of the house, and Ariel just upchucked what looks like everything she has eaten in her entire life.

This is a sign. A sign that we must rip out the carpeting and replace it with HARDWOOD FLOORS.

Posted by Danielle at 11:31 AM • Comments (2)

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Amen, sister!

Posted by Ms. Q at July 18, 2006 11:52 AM

ewwwwwwwwwww, why must you be such a damn good descriptive writer. I can smell the nasty cat crap.

Posted by Marisa at July 18, 2006 06:48 PM

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