Hey, if you've never been allergic to anything but you've always wanted to know what it feels like to have a constant ball of phlegm looming in your throat, or a throbbing headache and the sniffles, move to the D.C. area in spring. You'll also get to experience other fun things like swollen tonsils, a hacking cough, and a film of green pollen that covers your car.
The azaleas, though, are beautiful.