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May 25, 2006
American Idol finale

Oh. My goodness.

Did anything else happen during the finale? Because this is all I remember.

Posted by Danielle at 11:04 AMComments (14)
Comments

Yeah: namely, giving a forum for wannabes who had no business sharing the spotlight with Taylor and Katherine. What a bunch of filler!

Posted by Will at May 25, 2006 11:14 AM

Oh, for rillz. I think American Idol may have jumped an entire school of sharks with that crap last night.

Although I did enjoy the group numbers! With matching costumes! I miss seeing those on the Wednesday results shows!

Posted by Danielle at May 25, 2006 11:16 AM

Um, this shocked me, until I saw David Hasselhoff cry because Taylor won.

Back to the hair, I'm not sure what I think of it. As soon as Clay came on stage, the other no name started sh*tting his pants and shaking.

Posted by Mary at May 25, 2006 11:42 AM

Oh, god, the Hoff! Crying! That was a hot moment!

Oh that hair. I love it so bad. But he does look kinda like Garth Brooks' alter ego Chris Gaines with it. I don't care, I still love it.

I also love that tender little stud who had the balls to get on stage at the Kodak theater and sing an Elton John duet with Clay Aiken on national television before going completely batshit over the entire experience! Michael Sendecki 4EVER!

And how about Kevin Covais singing about "pussycats?" That was twenty million kinds of wrong!

BEST. FINALE. EVER.

Posted by Danielle at May 25, 2006 11:47 AM

I avoided it like the plauge, because, like all AI finales, it was guaranteed to be long, drawn out and full of people I don't care about.

However, did you happen to see the Chicago Sun Times article about the finale? I went looking at Google News about the AI finale this morning and that article came up. They hate Taylor. I mean really, really hate him. The article starts with them saying he became the "worst singer in the five years of the show to win." Or something very similar to that (which I'm too lazy to look up).

Posted by Craig at May 25, 2006 12:07 PM

What? The fools! Probably because he can actually, you know...SING.

Posted by Danielle at May 25, 2006 12:32 PM

I still say he's waiting for the right woman.

Posted by Kelley at May 25, 2006 12:58 PM

Oh, goody. Joe Cocker Lite won. And... Clay Aiken's gay, you say? Hm.

Posted by Sandy at May 25, 2006 02:20 PM

Clay Aiken has no sexuality. Because he is not of this world. He is an entity in and of himself with disco balls for pupils in his eyes and the voice and heart and soul of a thousand angels. I love him so much for making that Michael Sandecki kid's whole entire life.

Oh my god. Listen to me.

Posted by Danielle at May 25, 2006 06:18 PM

He reminds me of how Boy Geroge looked in his "The Crying Game" music video...

Posted by Hanuman at May 26, 2006 07:36 PM

1) Kevin Covais singing anything is disturbing.

2) The only AI performances I watched in their entirety were Prince and Paris Bennett singing with Al Jareau.

I fast forwarded through everything else. And who is writing these ridiculous songs?

Posted by Valerie at May 27, 2006 10:03 AM

He looks like Harry Potter and the Necktie of the Outer Planets.

Posted by golfwidow at May 28, 2006 07:03 PM

omfg clay aiken was so fucking hot when he came to perform in the seasson finale i mean that other guy was just a shit head but w/e u can totally tell he was gay plus he like torchored the fucking song but any way clay was fucking HOT!!!!!

Posted by joey at June 1, 2006 10:15 PM

At least this time, his hair was easy to draw. Tee Hee.

Posted by Michelle at June 2, 2006 06:28 AM

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