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April 14, 2006
The freshmaker!

It's supposed to rain all weekend, so I guess we'll replace our gardening plans with this:

Don't Miss: A Party in Your Mouth!"

Tony's brother (to whom I would link if he would hurry up and start his sports blog, daggummit) and I think two dollars is a bargain for such a cool experiment.

Also, it will be done in our yard, because our grass looks like shit.

And your plans for the weekend?

Posted by Danielle at 01:11 PMComments (5)
Comments

Will and I are going up to my parents' house on Sunday where Will can choose between ham or lamb as his main course.

Posted by Mary at April 14, 2006 01:34 PM

Will will (heh) be extremely full!

Posted by Danielle at April 14, 2006 01:42 PM

masturbation and overeating.

Posted by Melissa at April 14, 2006 01:55 PM

So a normal weekend, eh?

Posted by Danielle at April 14, 2006 02:02 PM

God, I WISH I was going to be masturbating. Instead, it's going to be fucking 90 degrees (thanks, global warming!) and I'm going to be trapped in a small house with MY WHOLE FAMILY. Is there a/c? Dunno.

Posted by Sandy at April 16, 2006 09:09 AM

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