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March 27, 2006
Celebrity look-alike

If one more person tells me I look like Velma from Scooby Doo...

What celebrity do you most resemble?

Posted by Danielle at 05:38 PMComments (10)
Comments

At least she's wearing the right colors.

Posted by Tony at March 27, 2006 06:36 PM

You know me - Molly Ringwald they say!!!

Posted by Sheri at March 27, 2006 07:07 PM

I used to get Punky Brewster A LOT when I was little. Now, no one.

Posted by Sandy at March 27, 2006 07:39 PM

Claire Danes.

Posted by Ann at March 27, 2006 08:47 PM

I get Velma all the time too! I've gotten laid more than once because of this striking resemblance (even though I'm blond...could be beer goggles). Who knew there were so many Velma aficionadoes?

Posted by Sara at March 28, 2006 11:48 AM

Velma is the cool one. If I had to choose between being Velma or Daphne I would definitely choose Velma.

When I was a little girl, I had these two friends that I would play Charlie's Angels with. I was always stuck playing Sabrina because I was the smart one.

Posted by Valerie at March 28, 2006 03:08 PM

Engh! Engh! I need you to write an entry about TAR so I can point out Phil's disgust with the fratties, his hippie love, and how excited I got when Lori couldn't figure out there were two extra pieces. Also, how I hope Lake is the center of an international incident a la Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Posted by Sandy at March 29, 2006 08:04 AM

Hey I used to get told Molly Ringwold too! I think it's just the strawberry blonde and pouty lips. Although more recently a guy said Scarlett Johanassen(sp?) but I think he was a bit nuts. Especially since she was just named Sexiest Woman alive.

Posted by Wendyloo at March 29, 2006 08:36 AM

no idea who I most resemble, but unfortunately I feel like posting instead a line from one of my favorite nihilist bands, goes something like this:

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box four whole weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

(chorus)
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice


....your advice


Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on Angel Hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left back
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back


(chorus)
...Your advice


She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box four whole weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar-pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black


(chorus)


Your advice
Your advice

Posted by Adam at March 31, 2006 05:32 PM

People used to say l looked like Britney Spears...but I gained 10 pounds. She gained weight, too, but luckily I still don't have people telling me that these days.

She will be coming back, though...you heard it here first.

And Velma's cute! That's a compliment.

Posted by Starshine at April 10, 2006 07:32 PM

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