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March 29, 2006
American Idol - Top 10

Recap: While watching American Idol last night, we violated our county's noise ordinance to "talk, yell, shout, scream or sing in such a manner as to create a noise disturbance." Like, ten times. Last night was the night this season officially went down the crapper.

Comments: Not much to say.

You know I love Bucky, but it's a bad night when he's the best of the bunch. I love that PAULA gave him notes on his DICTION. Like she's one to talk!

Lisa Tucker could feel free to sing any of her notes on key.

Kellie Pickler might want to stop apologizing for choosing the wrong song and start apologizing for sucking instead.

Ace, please don't dance again, ever. And no one cares about that scar, unless it's shaped like a lightning bolt and burns whenever Simon Cowell is near.

Taylor's great performance was slightly clouded by the fact that he looked like he was taking a dump on stage. Love the new hair, though.

If last night's performance was the church of Mandisa, I think I'm an athiest.

What's up with the annoying MTV camera work on Chris? Words cannot express how much I despise Creed, so Chris lost some points last night with that song. I did enjoy that Simon told him to switch it up a bit (even though he told him last week that he liked Chris because he wasn't one to compromise). Next week - SEDAKA!

Who picked Katharine's shirt? It was horrible. Good thing she has that perfect hair (bitch) balancing the ugly outfit.

Paris looked like she had a dinner roll stuck to the top of her head. I hated the song and the performance.

Elliott. Stop bouncing.

Predictions: Bottom three: Lisa, Kellie, Ace. Lisa goes home.

Posted by Danielle at 01:49 PM • Comments (6)
Comments

If I could decide the bottom three it would be the same as yours ... but I'm thinking too many peeps like that Pickler chick ... so I picked Lisa/Bucky/Ace.

Here's the thing with Simon's Chris analysis ... last week he praised him for not compromising because he sang an old song in his more contemporary style .. this week he took an already alt-rock song and sang it in the same style - changed nothing -

See the difference?? And how sick does it make me ... that I understand the Cowell??? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by Wendy at March 29, 2006 02:50 PM

I repeatedly found myself doing other things than sitting and watching while most of the contestants sang. The only complete performances I saw were given by Taylor and Mandisa because they are my favorites right now. But I still think Paris is going to be the next American Idol. She was pretty good last night, but I was pushing the old swiffer when she was performing so I only heard her, I didn't see her.

Posted by Valerie at March 29, 2006 02:51 PM

Umm, maybe next time you could tell us how you REALLY feel! Now, whilst I WILL agree that it was the sucktasicast AI thus far, this is still a better season than the crappy Fantasia year. Now, while I fully agree with most of your comments, I DO beg to differ on saying Bucky was the best of the night. Ummm, Bucky is SUCKY! Katherine was still really good. I will NEVER lose my love for Chris, though I was highly let down by the screaming that was portrayed there last night. Seriously, WHAT is with rockers who actually have really nice voices, but instead insist on screaming, like THAT is music. UGH! I TOTALLY agree on the "church of Mandisa" comment, I will pass on that thank you!! What do you think it is about Lisa? She's actually very talented, and yet, noone seems to like her. And to the person who commented above, if Paris wins this thing, I'll freaking shoot myself!! And finally, my bottom three prediction is, Lisa, Bucky, Ace. Lisa will go home, then thankfully next week Bucky will go, then probably Ace. After that, I'll start getting sad. Well, frankly, I'd be happy to see Paris go, 'cause she bugs the bleep out of me!!

Hugs and kisses!!

Posted by Ally at March 29, 2006 05:23 PM

Hahahahahahahahahhaha! I love your ass! Here's the thing about Lisa - she is SOULLESS. That's my best description.

Posted by Danielle at March 29, 2006 07:20 PM

Not that I'm against your TV obsession, but here is another tangent...I am lsitening to a very old school CD while I wait for my laundry to go to dryer mode....Chrome's penultimate album Half Machine, Lip Moves....

real Helios Creed/Damon Edge fans are in on this.....

Posted by Adam at March 31, 2006 07:32 PM

You so totally rock! I fell off my chair when reading your Ace comment. ROFL

Don't you just love how Ace finishes EVERY performance with that "Please love me, I am beautiful" stare? I break out laughing each time.

~Brin

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Posted by Brin at March 31, 2006 10:15 PM

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