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March 02, 2006
A laundry list of things that stink

First off, I have to tell you that one of the cats decided to expel the contents of his anal glands on our sofa last night. We made it all the way through American Idol, sitting on kitty anal juice. We were about one-quarter into Lost before we smelled The Smell. After smelling blankets, our clothing, and the carpet, I stuck my nose into the cushions of the couch and discovered the culprit. Foul. Just foul. Needless to say, the cushion was removed and placed at a safe distance, to be cleaned later, because LOST WAS ON. We are pathetic.

American Idol - the short version.

Best girls this week: Melissa McGhee, Katharine McPhee, Mandisa, Ayla Brown.
Already getting sick of: Lisa Tucker, Paris Bennett.
REALLY sick of: Kellie Pickler and her whole "They done got indoor plumbing here, y'alls!" act.
Going home: Definitely Heather Cox. It's a toss-up between Kinnik Sky and Brenna Gethers.

Best guys this week: Chris Daughtry, Elliott Yamin, Gedeon McKinney, Will Makar, Taylor Hicks
Still loving: Kevin Covais (Hey ladies. How you doin'?). He just gets more endearing every week.
Not loving any more: Ace Young.
Growing on me: Bucky Covington. I'm not crazy about his voice or stage style, but I just LIKE this guy. I hope he doesn't go away yet.
Please make it stop/Going home: Sway Penala (I still don't get it) and David Radford.

New prediction: Chris Daughtry wins the whole g.d. thing. Love him.

And here are my two cents on the Clay Aiken outings, because I still love that guy like you wouldn't believe.

1. Outing a person, celebrity or not, is a cowardly, vindictive, selfish thing to do. I hate these opportunists for taking that from Clay (because I happen to think he's gay and I happen to think that's a wonderful thing), because coming out is a powerful experience and it should be done on a person's own terms. It's not up to anyone, friend or foe, to steal that choice away. Only a small, small person would do that to another.
2. Clay Aiken has, perhaps, the most rabid and intense fandom that the millenium has seen. To the morons who have filed a class-action lawsuit against him and the fans who surely will lament Clay's sexuality ad nauseum: GET OVER YOURSELVES. People love Clay when he is what they want him to be (tm Wendy). Thing is - it doesn't work that way. He's not your puppet. Leave him alone.

Posted by Danielle at 07:57 AM • Comments (7)
Comments

As heartwarming as that is, you forgot the singularly most stinky thing in TV right now: Pumkin breff. Her breff stink.

Posted by Sandy at March 2, 2006 08:17 AM

Awwww ... you quoted me ... *loves*!

Your picks for the boys to go home - are the same as mine and guess what guess what guess what???

I think Bucky is endearing. I don't want him to go home just yet either - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... and if you close your eyes or look away - he doesn't sound half bad! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Same with Elliott - don't look at him - his voice is like velvet and there's such soul to it!! He makes me want to vote for him.

Chris rawked.

Taylor makes me want to lock him in my room and eat steak and milk all night while watching the playback of the show. I love him and it's only getting worse. *bag on head*

Posted by Wendy at March 2, 2006 08:43 AM

No need to hang your head in shame about Taylor. He's awesome. Even if his voice sucked, which it doesn't, the random spastic reflexes in his performances kick ass. And listen to his album. It's very amamzing.

As for Chris... \m/ He's the American version of Ryna Malcolm (tm Danielle) and that's the most amazing compliment possible. Ok, it's not as good as being the American version of Daniel Küblböck, but still. It's enough to make me want him to win.

Posted by Tony at March 2, 2006 09:40 AM

Tony wrote the entry just so he could show off his use of umlauts in Daniel's last name :D

I also predict Chris will win the whole damn thing.

And I heart your comment on outing a person. I was nearly outed when I was 19 by my then-roommates, who had found some gay porn I had (deep in a box in the bottom of the closet, mind you). They called my parents, five days before Christmas. Needless to say, I wasn't ready to come out, so I denied everything. It was painful, and probably delayed my development for at least a few years. And while I told my friends at 21 (Tony was the first "real life" friend I told), I didn't tell my parents until I was 26, and felt like I was incomplete somehow.

Posted by Will at March 2, 2006 10:03 AM

Actually, it wasn't the umlauts I wanted to write. I just wanted to work Daniel into this conversation, since he's the real star of all the Idol versions throughout the world. He's a princess.

Posted by Tony at March 2, 2006 10:43 AM

Great Entry!

Posted by Michelle at March 2, 2006 12:38 PM

Baking soda made into a paste with water and spread on your couch works pretty well to get anal gland stink off. (Although if you have any other recommendations I'd be glad to hear them.) Our dog has had the same affliction - and seems to love to sit on the couch while doing it!

Posted by pleather at March 2, 2006 03:12 PM

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