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February 24, 2006
I hate the Olympics!

To prove that reality television has turned me into a bad American with no interest in current events right now, let me also admit that I hate the Olympics. I don't just 'not care' about them. I really, really hate them.

There is one, and only one, reason to watch the Olympics and his name is Johnny Weir.

Don't believe me? Maybe Dan Renzi will convince you. Dan says it best: "He is so gay, he sweats glitter."

If that's not the funniest g.d. quote you've ever read, you're just dead inside.

Posted by Danielle at 06:40 PMComments (2)
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OMG, Johnny Weir. HE WORE A SWAN SUIT. HE STOLE BJORK'S SWAN GET-UP, CUT A FEW ARTFUL HOLES IN A KNEE-HIGH STOCKING, AND SKATED ON ICE. ON TV. IN FRONT OF THE WORLD. And then he also did a segment on USA called "Weir Eye for the Skate Guy" where he critiqued figure skating fashion. He's gay, you say?

Posted by Sandy at February 24, 2006 07:00 PM

profile

Name
John G. Weir

Nicknames
Johnny, JWe, Tinkerbelle, Simba, Nicky

I made a text-to-world connection, danielle....Simba made me think of Kimba, who as we all know, was the famous white lion of early 70's japanese manga cartoons...
"kimba, the white lion is his name"......

ok, now back to the shitstorm that is my life....

Posted by Adam at February 25, 2006 12:47 PM

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