To prove that reality television has turned me into a bad American with no interest in current events right now, let me also admit that I hate the Olympics. I don't just 'not care' about them. I really, really hate them.
There is one, and only one, reason to watch the Olympics and his name is Johnny Weir.
Don't believe me? Maybe Dan Renzi will convince you. Dan says it best: "He is so gay, he sweats glitter."
If that's not the funniest g.d. quote you've ever read, you're just dead inside.