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November 23, 2005
Gobble Gobble

After a significant computer crash which wiped out our entire hard drive, we have a restored system and I can finally post again!

Yep, so tomorrow's Thanksgiving, and like everyone else, we will engage in the ritualistic practice of gorging ourselves silly and curbing our usual anti-social ways. Tomorrow, we'll be all kinds of grateful for everything we have, and then on Friday we will be back to whining and complaining.

We will also continue to field the constant questions and comments about what we eat on Thanksgiving, as if the presence of a dead fourteen-pound bird on the table renders all other types of food inconsequential. Fortunately, we will spend the day with kind, respectful folks who will not engage in the ever-fun Let Me Stick This Drumstick Under Your Nose While Making Gobbling Sounds game. We will not eat Tofurkey, though, because that shit is just nasty.

I'm going to attempt my first vegan cheesecake - pumpkin, with a gingersnap crust. I'm a great cook, but a mediocre baker (measuring and following actual recipes are not exactly my thing) so wish me luck. I'm also going to make a batch of vegan pumpkin bread, a huge salad with lots of goodies in it, and a corn medley. (It's really just bags of bi-colored frozen corn mixed together. I was just trying to impress you by calling it a 'medley.')

I'm planning to finish painting the kitchen and family room. I put the first coat of "bicycle yellow" on the walls last night, and it looks fab. The whole color scheme in this part of the house is VERY 80s, with our black appliances and red accents, which I am loving. Ikea sells frames specifically for album covers, so I think we may have to throw a few of the old favorites up on the walls when we're done. I'm going to order some funky vinyl soda-shop stools for our breakfast bar, too. I heart fun rooms.

Other than that, I've got a final assignment to work on for the grad class I took this semester. I'm working on a professional article for publication, which I've never done before because I didn't really have the encouragement or the confidence to give it a shot. The course instructor thought my work was good enough to submit, so what the hell.

I'll be working my way through the two books on my nightstand and, hopefully, decorating for Xmas. I always have great plans for long weekends, and somehow I always end up spending more time relaxing than ticking things off my list.

I'm not complaining, though. Lying on the couch with my head on Tony's lap and his hand on my hip, watching reruns of South Park while Emmett swats at his catnip mouse, is something for which I'm truly grateful.

So what are you doing this weekend?

Posted by Danielle at 02:35 PMComments (13)
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Unlike you, I will be having unturkey (i.e., "tofurkey") :D I've been there, though, with the "you sure you don't want a piece of juicy dead bird carcass turkey?" jab.

My dad will be in Montreal Thursday 11/24 through Tuesday 11/29, and Mary and I will go up and visit him and my 89-year-old grandmaman, whom Mary is meeting for the first time, and to dine with my aunt Pat and fam and meet the two-week old daughter of my cousin Nicolas.

No lounging for me.. well, except in the hotel hot tub :)

Posted by Will at November 23, 2005 03:12 PM

Sounds wonderful (except for the Tofurkey)! Have a SAFE trip! One piece of advice...don't go into the hot tub if there's a layer of yellow foam on the top. Ewwwwwwwwwww! ;)

Posted by Danielle at November 23, 2005 03:14 PM

This will be the first year in I don't know how long, that I will not be shopping on Black Friday. (Will already told you that we are going to Canada) I've usually finished my Christmas shopping with my sisters by noon on Black Friday.. For Thanksgiving, we are going to my sister's house. I think by this time, no one will offer Will the turkey. and there won't be any little neices and nephews to ask, "what is that?!" when Will eats his Tofurkey. Poor guy...

Posted by Mary at November 23, 2005 03:21 PM

Oh, you brave girl! I do not even start the car on Black Friday! I can't deal with the crowds! Instead, I like to wait until, say, the day before or the day of Xmas Eve to do my shopping!

Have a great trip! When you get back, we should plan a weekend to get together! Be safe!

Posted by Danielle at November 23, 2005 03:27 PM

yay, you're back!

i wish i could have an all-vegan thanksgiving, but i'll be bringing some vegan fixins to a very not-vegan thanksgiving dinner instead.

but "no" on the tofurkey. bleah. (i haven't tried unturkey yet, so i'll keep my trap shut until i have an informed opinion.)

Posted by girl least likely to at November 23, 2005 04:08 PM

Yeah, we will be doing the same thing - brining vegan fixins to a non-vegan Thanksgiving dinner. I think I'll wear my VEGAN t-shirt as a little added bonus.

I'm not really much for the fake meat products, other than the veggie crumbles we use in chili and taco salads. And sometimes, the fake italian sausage, but I can only eat so much of that because it kinda makes me sick.

The last time I tried vegan cream cheese, I gagged. I didn't realize how much I had grown not just to not-miss dairy, but to actually hate it. We'll see if this applies to the vegan pumpkin cheesecake, because desserts are a WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY, yo.

Posted by Danielle at November 23, 2005 04:16 PM

I have no idea how you knew how much medleys impress me. That's why I like cover bands so much.

I will eat the dead bird this year, like I do every other year, but I'm going to do an entry on going vegan (temporarily) after the first of the year (like all those articles you hated, except with research and giving it a fair shake), and I'ma need your help. And a medley. With which I will be impressed.

Posted by Sandy at November 23, 2005 06:06 PM

Oh, if you come to me for help, you will be one happy vegan. We eat goooooooooooooooood. I'll give you some easy recipes that include medleys galore!

Posted by Danielle at November 23, 2005 08:10 PM

I'm going to be driving to your place, that's what I'm doing tomorrow. If not, then I'll email you Thursday night with tales of redneck Thanksgiving.

I work retail, so the Gap outlet owns my soul starting Friday morning.

Posted by Kelley at November 23, 2005 09:10 PM

We are in sunny (but a tad cold) Florida for Thanksgiving. We are having a great time at the inlaws (They live in The Villages which is like Disneyworld for old people). I've been toolin around in their golf cart- I want one!!!! I'm obsessed. But then it's off to Disney for three days!!! Yeah. I'm kinda sad right now cause my Grandma died on Tuesday, but she's not suffering anymore so that's something to be thankful for! Have a great holiday, talk to you soon.

Posted by Sheri at November 24, 2005 08:17 AM

Welcome back. I'm glad you'll be ignoring the dead things on the table. I wish you luck with the cheesecake.

We aren't tofurkey people either. I'm doing a feast for just the 4 of us.

Happy Thanksgiving, and welcome back!

Posted by running2ks at November 24, 2005 11:56 AM

We made a tofu roast (not a tofurkey - too rubbery, although I can stomach it), stuffing, mashies, broccoli, cranberry sauce, apple pie. Simple yet enough food to stuff ourselves silly. Otherwise, I have been surfing the internet and cleaning all week, even though I should have been doing work.

Posted by pleather at November 25, 2005 06:03 PM

I'm late on this post. But I wanted to share my exciting news! Which won't be news to you at all.

Back story: I was a vegetarian for a long, long time, but vegan for only a day. I love cheese. Sorry.

Anyway, last week I had a vegan dinner of enchiladas, black beans and rice. And the next day? I had the best poop of my life. I'm talking Spectacular! I was in such a good mood the whole rest of the day. So, now I'm seriously considering going vegan. 'Cause good colorectal health is very important to me. Plus, I really love animals and I don't really like to eat them.

Until I make the big plunge, I'm going part veggie. But I still can't give up the dairy. Any advice?

Posted by Ms. Q at December 2, 2005 07:09 PM

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