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October 01, 2005
Hooray for not reading directions!

How hard can it be to use a bike pump, right? RIGHT?

The head of the pump got stuck on the valve and I pulled the entire valve right out of the wheel. That smooth move was followed by this sound: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Anyone know how the hell to fix this? I wanna wear my pretty new hellllllllmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeetttttttt!

UPDATE: I figured out how to fix the bike! You take it back to the store and exchange it for a new one! Hooray for receipts!

Posted by Danielle at 05:32 PM • Comments (3)
Comments

Go ahead and wear your helmet, darlin, while you go to Target to buy a new wheel. They will LOVE the look. Be sure to wear super high heels to explain why you have on a helmet. Get some stickers while you are there. Helmets look mucho better with stickers over each and every square centimeter. Oh, and don't forget the ace of spades and the clothespin. Or are you too young to have done that move?

Posted by Jill at October 1, 2005 09:22 PM

I missed your webpage!

Posted by bettyalready at October 3, 2005 10:38 AM

Too bad we can't do that with everything!

Posted by Running2Ks at October 3, 2005 07:31 PM

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