I found this story on Hanuman's blog.

From The Northwest Florida Daily News:

A Crestview, Florida couple drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car
break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

How hilarious is THAT?????

This story reminded me of a time, in college, when I worked for the United States Post Office. I delivered mail during the summer months. On my route one day, I walked up a driveway. I didn't have to drop the mail in the mailbox because the homeowner was sitting on a ladder, repairing the light fixture next to his side door. He was wearing blue shorts. I looked up to hand him his mail and noticed that his junk was dangling out of the shorts. Whether he was unaware or didn't care, I had no idea. I just remember suppressing my laughter and wondering why it was purple.

I did not, however, engage in any form of tuckage.