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April 16, 2004
Insomnia, here I come

Apparently this thing is called a camel cricket (or spider cricket)

"Camel crickets are of the most common household pest crickets they are. Many call this the spider cricket due to its close resemblance to spiders. Mainly they invade dark damp places such as crawl spaces, basements, sheds, and storage rooms and can lead to severe infestations. Camel crickets are often found hanging upside down on wood areas under houses. By the most part they are harmless but if not controlled they can get out of hand and sometimes the babies begin forging inside causing nuisance problems."

and it leaps.

HANGS UPSIDE DOWN AND LEAPS!

I just braved the basement and it's nowhere to be found.

Did I mention the fucker LEAPS?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Posted by Danielle at 04:42 PM • Comments (1)
Comments

Ashlee
omg I have the freaking creeps just thinking about it! Thanks a lot! lol
2004-04-17 13:55:02

Jere
UGH!! I'm now on the lookout for those things here! In related news there was a LIZARD in my house this afternoon just chillin' on the side of my couch! FREAKED OUT!!! I FREAKED THE HELL OUT!!! Luckily, my mom was here and she took care of it for me. She just walked up, grabbed the thing and gently put it outside. NO FREAKING WAY!! That NEVER would've happened if I were here alone - I would've left and lived in total fear for days. The yucky thing you're dealing with - I'd seriously call my mom and have her come take care of it for you. If you want her number just lemme know!
2004-04-19 04:19:59

Jere
UGH!! I'm now on the lookout for those things here! In related news there was a LIZARD in my house this afternoon just chillin' on the side of my couch! FREAKED OUT!!! I FREAKED THE HELL OUT!!! Luckily, my mom was here and she took care of it for me. She just walked up, grabbed the thing and gently put it outside. NO FREAKING WAY!! That NEVER would've happened if I were here alone - I would've left and lived in total fear for days. The yucky thing you're dealing with - I'd seriously call my mom and have her come take care of it for you. If you want her number just lemme know!
2004-04-19 04:20:15

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