September 08, 2003

My Funeral

Thanks to Linda for finding this little gem.

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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You will die by: You die in sweet bliss while having sex with your lover or partner. Seems they were so good your heart couldn't stand it and stopped. Talk about a heart breaker, but at least everyone sees you inyour casket with a smile of your face.
Death Date: March 14, 2065
Number attending your funeral? 88
How much will you leave to friends and family? $587,734
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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You will die by:	You die in sweet bliss while having sex with your lover or partner. Seems they were so good your heart couldn't stand it and stopped. Talk about a heart breaker, but at least everyone sees you inyour casket with a smile of your face.
Death Date:	March 14, 2065
Number attending your funeral?	88
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$587,734

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

I want Clay to sing at the funeral.

Gumphood
Mine was being mauled by an animal. Only one person comes to my funeral. I am gonna go kill myself and call my mom. I like to move it move it.
2003-09-08 16:23:10

Tony
I die the same way, but I live almost a year longer and die with almost $5,000,000. I bet this quiz is sexist.
2003-09-08 17:34:51

Linda
Now the question is... with whom was this great sex? One Downy Clutch Buttercup? :D
2003-09-08 18:08:03

Wendy
You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.

OMFRICKIN'GOD... Clay is the DEVIL and he's coming for me...
2003-09-08 18:13:47

Audra
I died having kinky sex at age 102. There were only 9 people at my funeral, but if I am having kinky sex at 102 not many people may want to know me. I wonder where Clay will be when I'm 102?
2003-09-08 21:10:07