August 20, 2003

Google Me

I've become addicted to googling.

I google for news, pictures and gossip.

However, I have discovered something better than googling.

BEING GOOGLED.

I check my stats daily to see how people find my site. I'm nosy that way. Also I like to know that people don't just find me because I whore my site out shamelessly.

Thus, the thrill of the google.

Clay Aiken With A Twist has been clicked from the following searches...

Clay Aiken

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Jim Brickman Clay Aiken

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The Book of Clay Aiken's Life

Clay Aiken is sexy(DUH!)

I thought I was happy when I was googled for this...

Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle translation

But no. Nothing could compare to the glee I felt today when I was googled for this.

CLAY AIKEN CROTCH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, as if being googled for that wasn't great enough, I was the #2 result, preceded only by my sister site, Lecherous Broads For Clay Aiken.

This, to me, is the equivalent of winning an Oscar.

Nelle
Ok, you made me look....I just googled 'Clay Aiken's Crotch,' and you are now at the TOP of that results list! Congratualations. *muah*
2003-08-20 17:28:11

Carol
No one deserves to be googled more than you!!!!
2003-08-20 17:59:55

Katynka
Doesn't being googled feel wonderful?
2003-08-20 18:00:55

lyn
Okay, we really, really like you! Fo shizzle.
2003-08-20 19:22:41

Wendy in FL
is that the same as no longer being a virgin... just in cyberspace... I'm tired.
2003-08-20 19:46:01

Pats
You deserve the Oscar (for screenplay), the Google, the Shizzolator of the Year Award ... whatever they're giving out, you deserve it.
2003-08-21 12:56:45

ClaysTramp
OMG... google me and I AM THE ONLY claystramp on the net.. WOW! hahaha
2003-08-22 13:41:08

mmimi
he's hot
2003-09-01 17:08:51

Shirley
Love your site! I want to tell someone that I think Ruben and Clay should do a movie with Clay playing Robin Hood and Ruben being Little John, it would be perfect!! Wouldn't you love to see Clay in tights?? Who should I suggest this too that will notice?! A Member of Clay's No.1 Fan Club!!!
2003-09-04 09:55:21

Nancy
You nail it SO good when it comes to CLay. Your (very literate) site makes me laugh, and Clay's singing makes me happy. I'm a lucky girl.
2003-09-05 18:07:31

Brandi-Anne
Dear clay your voice makes me melt! oh and thanks for saying your mom is your idol! you Know its not just because of your looks,but another reason I voted for you is because its nice to know the sweetie you like has a HUMUNGUS heart!well gotta go! bye bye special guy! love ur biggest fan Brani!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox!
2003-09-11 18:59:53

Brandi-Anne
Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! again...so u like my email? hope so!(giggles) you know? I so loooooooovvvvv This is the night! oh clay I love ur hair,eyes,voice,cloths,EVRYTHING ABOUT YOU! ur sooo hottttt!!! burrrrn!!! uhh... sorry about that.. he!he! oh! psst!umm..I didnt bring this up but is it true you chew your toenails?! oh! I hate going on you but have to!cia hottie! love ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox!!!
2003-09-11 19:18:21