July 28, 2003

Rock Star!

Is it wrong for me to pray for Clay�s video to come out soon?

If that�s wrong, I don�t wanna be right.

Oh my gosh, have you seen the preview of this thing?

Clingy Green T-Shirt. What more can I say?

Okay, how about Black Leather Jacket and Serious Rock Star Looks.

Oh, yeah, and Deep Knee Bends and Crouches. Can�t forget about those.

�Everyone� (I�m using the term �everyone� as if I know who I�m talking about here) keeps saying how wonderful Clay is to work with, and what a genuinely nice guy he is. Awwww.

I must say, though, I am a bit disappointed that Clay hasn�t gotten a smidgen of Rock Star Attitude to go with those faces he makes on the video. Come on, Clay, WORK IT, baby! Just a little? For me?

I guess I will have to step in here and give Clay a few lessons in Rock Star Attitude. This way when he goes on his solo tour and his �people� are clamoring to make sure he has bowls of M&Ms with ALL THE YELLOW ONES REMOVED and EXACTLY 4.7 BOTTLES OF PELLEGRINO WATER WITH THE LABELS REMOVED in his dressing room, he will have me to thank.

HOW CLAY�S VIDEO SHOOT COULD HAVE GONE IF HE WASN�T SUCH A GENTLEMAN

But seriously, Clay...Don�t go changin� to try and please me. I love ya just the way you are.

Annie
Fantasticus!!! Just what I needed after all the recents "tiresome" posts at LBFCA! Back to having Fun and Laughing!!
2003-07-28 01:02:38

Nelle
No, it's not wrong for you to pray to get whatever you want, Clay's video, backstage passes, his album. It's all the same. Treat your prayers like you're making a list for Santa Claus.
2003-07-28 01:16:48

Kelly
Alternate caption for picture three: "Look, if I have to ask you one more time to hand me my imported Moroccan Chai, I'm leaving! You can make the number one video on TRL without me! CHAI, NOW!!
2003-07-28 01:20:55

Clay
Marie, Look lady, you obviously don't know what you are talking about. First of all, I get facials on Wednesdays, not pedicures. I'm certainly not going to get a pedicure in a one horse town like LA. Secondly, it's biotch....not beeyotch! Get your facts straight!
2003-07-28 01:26:15

prudence
Coffee splotches! On my computer! No one warned me not to suck in a mouthful just before reading your hysterical post!! Love the new site, the look and most of all the sense of fun you bring to our OCD experience. Thank you! p
2003-07-28 07:40:45

Wendy in FL - Oh yeah - you know it!
Alternate caption for #2 ... "What is up with the ding dang LBFCA lately ... the main pages are great! but the guestbook is el-sucko ... tell those Busty Broads, if they want me to keep lurking - they're going to have to talk a little more about my ASS and GC than have these long discussions about how they "feel" ...."
2003-07-28 08:31:37

Carol in NC
I have to start my day here now!! I KNOW I'll get a good laugh every time. You're the greatest. Thanks!!
2003-07-28 09:06:01

Katynka (Kat)
Sorry, no snark. Every time I try to come up with a snarky rejoinder, I catch sight of some nipple or upper arm, and all that comes out is GAHHH. Please pray harder!
2003-07-28 12:40:08

michelle
I love this. Almost choked on my red licorice whip I was laughing so hard. And me - with the doldrums today and all.
2003-07-28 13:44:54

Gumphood
Huh? Looks like people seem to like Clay. Alot. Huh?
2003-07-28 14:34:30

KIRA
OMG CLAY IS SO FUCKIN SEXY KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING!
2003-08-30 14:49:25