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July 09, 2003
Red Shoe Diaries II

In case you still had doubts about how much of a dork I am, this one is gonna clinch it for you.

I am going to the American Idols concert in Cleveland. I do not live in Cleveland. I live far far away from Cleveland. I am not going to tell you where I live because I have a fairly respectable reputation here and I don�t want my cover blown.

I have a plan and a damn good one at that.

At the concert, I am going to recreate the Look Of Grease Clay. I am going to dress like this:

I have a very nice pair of cropped jeans to grace my hip-shakin� derriere. With regard to the top, I am undecided. Shall I go for the plain white tee or the white tank in case I get hot, which I probably will, because I am wearing THIS BABY


over my top.

Now for the Buttercream Icing on my Clayke...

Shoes.

Shoes, shoes, shoes. I must choose shoes. But, oh! Which ones shall I choose? Here�s my little collection of red shoes. Take a peek at �em. There�s a nifty little POLL at the end of this entry you can take to help me decide which ones I should wear.

THESE ARE THE SHOES FROM WHICH TO CHOOSE

SHOE #1: SNEAKER SLIDES


SHOE #2: NINE WEST SANDALS


SHOE #3: SKANK HO HEELS

Oh, and if you happen to be going to the American Idols Concert in Cleveland, look for me!

You�ll know who I am because I�ll be the one EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT!

Here comes the poll.

The Poll is Closed. Thanks for Voting!

Posted by Danielle at 06:12 PMComments (1)
Comments

Gwensarah
Do not wear the skank ho heels!!!!! Do not do not do not!! There is nothing tackier or more ghetto than jeans and heels!! Trust me on this.
2003-07-08 20:24:49

Kelly
Sneaker Slides! Wear them! All this shoe talk is once again putting me on the verge of buying those Diesels!
2003-07-08 20:33:34

Linda
I'm a "tennies" kinda girl, myself, so I voted for the sneaks. If you have to do alot of walking, I bet you'll be more comfortable! I want WAIT until this concert!!! I'm 13 again and shrieking!
2003-07-08 20:36:27

Gumphood
I am going with the hoe heels. I mean. How can you beat that? Cleveland Rocks.
2003-07-09 09:57:15

Wendyloo
What's everyone got against the sandals? I personally think the slide sneakers look dorky unless you're going bowling and the heels with jeans are mighty skanky. Sandals are it. Then again from June to Sept. it's about all I wear, so who am I to ask?
2003-07-09 12:17:29

SIL
I do like the ho shoes...it depends what look you are going for though. The slides are a little more sporty spice, while the ho shoes are posh spice...the sandals look comfortable, but there is no spice for me to associate them with.
2003-07-10 09:19:39

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