Back in The Day, I had two posters hanging on my bedroom wall.
Shaun Cassidy
and
Donny Osmond
My friends and I used to take turns making out with them. Yeah, thaaaaat's sanitary.
I thought I'd give it a whirl, for old times sake.


Hey! What the...? How did THESE get in here???


I'm so embarrassed! Oh, who am I kidding?...I am NOT.