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July 24, 2003
Carbs

I was thinking today that it's a good thing I get invited to bridal showers and weddings and dinner dates with friends, because it's the only time I get my daily servings of vegetables.

Also, it occurred to me that my favorite beverage can be used to remove and prevent rust buildup on a car.

Today I ate almost a whole plain bagel, a bowl of macaroni salad and I drank three Cokes. And that's it.

Carbs, sweet carbs.

Posted by Danielle at 11:21 PM • Comments (1)
Comments

Kelly
Coke can also be used as a laundry additve and Drano in a pinch. Think ABOUT it, Man!
2003-07-25 11:27:23

Morrigan
Mt. Dew, Drano for the tonsils. My day is not complete without a daily cleansing.
2003-07-25 16:46:33

lyn
um, veggies are carbs too... (ducking).
2003-07-25 20:28:01

Wendy in FL
They also use Coke to clean the decks of navy ships... Just thought you'd like to know... Hey you wanna pass me that coke?
2003-07-26 23:09:01

Sandy
Dude, that's why I'm so much healthier than you are. Diiiiet Coke. It's all about the sugar substitute.
2003-07-26 23:50:03

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