I am declaring this The Summer of Me.
The summer in which I indulge my most vain and immature obsessions.
I am pleased to announce the cast list for the newest and hottest soap opera soon to be aired on MarieTV.
in order of appearance
Donny Osmond
as Mr. Biggie Teeth
Shaun Cassidy
as Flip Feathered
Tim Curry
as Frank N. Furter
The Police
as Themselves
Howard Jones
as Spike
Bobcat Goldthwait
as Screaming Bob
David Letterman
as Walt Witty
Barry Sobel
as Beastie Boy
Johnny Depp
as Dirty Johnny
Ray Liotta
as Paulie Sangwiches
Howard Stern
as The Skank
Gavin Rossdale
as Gavie Baby Booby Bear
Leo
(as I like to call him)
as Leonardo DiCrappio
Emeril Lagasse
as Chef
Hugh Grant
as Dirk Diggler
Trey Parker
as Stan
Alan Rickman
as Severus
Simon Cowell
as The Critic
Ryan Seacrest
as Tan Man
and starring in the lead role
(opposite Marie, of course)
Clay Aiken
as Romeo
You can catch All My Mens all day, every day on MarieTV. Thanks for watching.